My dick is bigger.

L-7 cause you shop the mall…
This is what it sounds like, when bugs fry…
She ate at old country buffett…

The whitest man on the planet shout-singing "oh baby" is a bit embarrassing in retrospect.

Hey hey hey, etc.

Most words look like dicks to me, too.

Snow Snake is the name of my penis.

No one liked Tom Cruise in the last samurai.

Liar.

Nope!

I did not.

Of course not!

Big hit with twelve year olds.

Am I the only one who thinks this may be the worst movie ever made?

Coldplay.

I'm demonstrating value by offering to pick up their dry cleaning.

What, the song with the snoring sounds at the end? How could that possibly make you sleepy?

When I'm coming home dad I don't know when. But we'll cook together then, dad, you know we'll cook together then.

You sir, are a hero.

Feel my nuts.

HAVE! *throws chair*