This line seems familiar, somehow.

I always vote for myself, so either I'm a nut, or I want these to taste like my nuts.

But how did it taste?

"They're your genitals"

I hate to say it, but, yes, that's the only kind… That's kind of the point…

Lisa needs braces

Grey Matter Lives!
100% of Frankenstein's monsters end with an angry mob!

Remember when Trump was relevant?

I'm pro bonobo.

We'll allow it as long as you agree that Coldplay sucks.

Punchline: King of Limbs.

You should reread the first sentence.

Pro brono, bro.

Show Me Your Tits and Suck My Dick or You're Fired

Your snark is looking fine, Sean. Why don't you get some shorter skirts, and show it off a little more? You already know how I feel about it, right? *gently drapes hand over O'Neal's snark*

Agreed. I was annoyed by predictability, including the mysterious connection between the villain and star fleet that they foreshadowed about 100 times. I also got really tired of orange and teal. Orange and teal, more orange and teal, fucking orange and teal again…

Yeah. Come back to me when you're talking about the next big celebrity being created right now in someone's uterus. Now THAT person is going to be a star. You heard it here first.

Widges? Who the hell are you?

That reminds me to go be the only person still commenting on the regional holiday music review.

Okay. We know you hate great job, Internet, but we swear you'll like it this time. Really, we promise this is a good one. No, seriously, we know we got you guys before but this one is really, truly funny.