Am I a joke?

Premier, bitches.

Although I am often wasted, so technically it is wasted time.

I'm more interested in Star Trek Bed and Star Trek Bath. Lt. Uhura's character in particular.

You mean you felt like there WERE more.

…and my orgasms.

Of course not! Btw: you're down to your last roll of toilet paper. You don't wanna run out before you pick up some more.

O'Neal: I see your repeated references to Parks and Recreation, and I admire your craft sir.

Tee shirts are dumb and great job Internet is dumb. Everything is dumb.

Hyper-masculinity and Heteronormativity: the Simulated Ultraviolence of Mega Man

The were both lonely. Late nights spent commenting on the Internet, they gradually caught one another's attention at the AVClub. She started upvoting his profane exclamations on great job, Internet pages; he in turn would gently praise her modified Simpsons quotations. Eventually, they started sharing hints about…

…and mega God created mega man in his own image.

That just makes me hate him even more.

But seriously, fuck disqus.

Is it in yet?

Have you tried logging out and in again?

TO

GONE

Normally, it'd be "you're fired," but, in this case, you are correct.

I don't understand anything in this thread. Goddamn infants.