Captain's log: big.

*farts an orange cloud*

Pretty much everything I eat is covered in Cheeto dust, because so much of it is caked on my hands already. I guess it's more like Cheeto mud.

Can I get it sweded?

This is fun.

Yeah, that's why every responsible citizen should carry a nuke around at all times.

Something about Jews.

It all turns into taco meat!

Nuke's delivery was a classic way of hiding the ball from the batter.

Methanephetamines are really expensive.

Smart way to pay for a volcano tour.

Palsy.

Out, damned spot.

THIS IS THE INTERNET. I AM OUTRAGED.

I thought they were trying to appeal to a new audience and the old audience at the same time, and it was a total mess. The dialogue was hilariously awful.

I too did not care for the revival.

"Straitjacket of cruelty." "Chemical spill of sludge."

No one ever gets tired of butt play.

Did he spill a tub of cake frosting on it?

Fuck off, asshole.