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Merk
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All new characters introduced by zombie Dick Clark.

Can we rastafy this character, by, say, 40%?

I am so glad I stopped watching this show.

They go back to the farm and mope for a season or two?

Your mother's cock is hell to suck!

Is there anybody out there?

No no, ChancellorPuddinghead is watching a movie with Bruce and Jeff whilst eating beans with George. ChancellorPuddinghead can be in two places at once.

Fuck you!

Honestly, I chuckled mildly.

"Where the white women at?"

B+

Is there any way we can convince him?

Yep. Heart-breaking.

Post-human?

My iron lung.

It's a good thing I have all these guns handy for when I'm in a blind rage.

The reason is, it's brilliant and someone made it for you.

Very recently expired corpse?

Well it's about fucking time.

Seriously? Wow. What a fuckstick.