I'll give you 1:10 odds.

WHY

What's the deal with those TPS reports, huh?

I want Barack Obama to nominate himself as his replacement. That would be awesome in so many ways.

Yeah. Siamese twins. Duh.

This movie will feature NOFX. It's all real.

British people do not age well.

I know what you're thinking.

Top-shelf margarita? Please. We drinkin' Lobsteritas tonight!

Pick up a street rat. Someone no one will miss.

The picture of people committing suicide on the thumbnail is a little jarring.

I have a great job! But it doesn't fill the hole in my heart…

My ennui is acting up. Better get my prescription filled.

He's just trying to make it legal.

Hey. Oh.

Like all Americans, I vote for the candidate who's most like my father. So, I don't vote. *sobs*

Bless the eunuch and the skoptsy.

13: The Asslicking

12: The Rise of the Hairball

Permutations!