*asstronauts

What happens to smoke in zero gs?

Never!

People with weird dicks put hot dogs on other people.

Yeah, well, I'm a total fucking idiot who remains skeptical, convinced by my own ignorance. And I VOTE!

Man, this guy has been in some terrible movies.

Pretty white kids with problems

Me too. It's my favorite show.

BALD.

I thought the casting was great except for Aragorn. Viggo is not the king.

Every. Fucking. Word.

Ohmygod he would have been perfect.

farting boner corpse

Nope. Just stupid!

Backup singers:

I'll have the cornish hen. Gravy on the side, please.

Diana Ross is looking good.

It's fine to ceaselessly repeat a few tired jokes; that's what the show will be doing.

She fine.

Isn't "The Big Bang Theory" the "Big Bang Theory for Stoners?"