Yes. There is nothing I despise more than anti-intellectualism.

You mean human?

Yeah, they'll be here.

This theory doesn't really pan out, when you think about the lifestyles of evil guys…

Isn't this, like, most of the promotional campaign for that movie where he guarded Texas cheerleaders?

He does it to sell movie tickets. Duh.

Ugh. Tapioca gives me the Boba Farts.

I have no idea what that means.

Yep. The Internet has changed things.

You'd have to drug me to take this thing, etc.

So, David Cross has run out of ideas?

*is in heaven*

*dances to funky bass*

Yes! Settle for me!

What happens in 2027?

You shouldn't admit to that. Not even on the Internet.

I'm now accepting applications for a New Years' kiss. I'm white, male, middle-aged, and will be comfortably buzzed. Tongue is optional.

Corned beef

It's true, their music is terrible.

So it goes.