"DUNE: tl;dr."

0 interesting or insightful internet discussions despite being about Jesus.

I understand loneliness.
Find people who are more deserving of your time.

Haha, Springsteen's vocals may be the worst singing performance of all time.

He would have, though. He just didn't live long enough.

i can haz copyedit?

Just get the hell out of here.

Appliance Building

Oven Post Office

Very unique voice.

Stay gold, man-in-the-moon-man.

Sorry buddy, hang in there.

"I'm chasing the dragon too far."
"There's only a shadow of me. In a manner of speaking I'm dead."

*string sextet

It's not… It's not great.

Swab my poop deck.

Yes, unfortunately.

We call this planet "Earth." Welcome.

*takes out full-page ad for sexy ladies*

If that's a conflict, they're doing it wrong.