"Foxtrot Uranus"

Musicians. Got the worst taste in music.

Just be thankful you weren't here when it was Family Guy quotes.

"Real-life escape room"

BERT FERVE

Cheers, applause, etc.

I think Cruise's shitty overacting will be perfect for a B-movie style adventure flick.

You mean Jesus, right? You're talking about Jesus.

Dum, dum, da-dum, off to fry their brains…

I'd probably take a dump on the bench. As usual.

I don't want to smell it anymore.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

You know they're naked under the water, right? God damn.

Because this is the A.V. Club: Coldplay sucks.

Disagree. He'll never take himself too seriously.

Not a joke. Move now. Your lives are not worth your bravery. This is going to get worse before it gets better.

I had NOT heard of it. And it is hilarious.

Move.

Hmmm. Neither group is great at physical fitness. I guess you could stage a race between chain-smoking a pack of cigarettes and crying yourself to sleep.

FUCK.