Look in, look away, look in, look away, look in, look away…

I too like the lyrics to this song.

Rephrased: This is getting ALL OF MY NEW DEBT.

*tries to protest, begins coughing up Cheeto dust*

Ooh… Yeah… I did not see that…

The worst movie I have seen in the theater is the Keanu fusion movie.

The particular individual was walking towards the theatre in an aggressive way. I had no choice but to defend myself.

Even cops need to have a good cry once in awhile.

If you really like drones…

Do they have a special "Prime Lounge" where I can get a handjob from a stripper?

Do I want to learn more about softshell technology or the holocaust? What to do…

Criminal Minds, Sports Edition: Bill Belichick

I can't wait to see some of these recognizable formats!

Moderate Incest!

dude.

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoked

Harry Potter and the Bowflex

"Where all the white women at?"

Momma's got a squeeze-box.

Almost all of them. Minor leaguers, college athletes, etc.