How do you host the medical examiner's?

I've got one hundred problems.

Halfway through reading this I knew it was O'Neal.

Birch Wonderstone?

Matthew is used to nice Cannes, Cannes that make him happy. There were some nice Cannes in True Detective.

Tree of life?

THATS THE JOKE! TELL HIM WHAT HES WON RODDY!

Lolwut

Great minds.

The thrill is gone…

Bark

Fucking auto play videos…

ARE MY BALLS SOFT ENOUGH FOR YOU, TOM?

*buys Patriots season tickets*
*begins creating ball-themed signs*

Tough choice: hookers and blow or furries and powdered sugar?

TITS

Get down on wounded knee and beg them to come back.

And should be taught in schools!

Attention lawyers: here's the Marvin Gaye ripoff you're looking for.

It writes itself!