It's too soon for a movie, but not too soon for my Boston Marathon Opera:

I'm a musician (with a phd!); in my professional opinion, the verdict is utter horseshit. I'll bet I can convince a jury that every disco song is a rip-off of every other disco song. It is not plagiarism to write a song in the same genre or style as another song. It is not plagiarism to use the same instruments or…

You can't get the Wynn without the Duffy.

.I think this is horrifying, disgusting, and also, probably, true.

They face the same problem as soap operas and term papers: not enough content.

Adore.

…vanilla ice cream that comes out of him.

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When I was growing up and people said they liked Neil Young I assumed they were kidding. I thought millions of people listened to music ironically.

[satire]

Hi Kanye,

Not in my dreams, captain.

What does BP stand for, anyway? Bowel Prolapse?

BP? More like DP, amirite?

Teen Mom 2: Saggy Boobaloo

Ok, the Internet is now earning .0000033 percent.

This changes nothing.

*Plays Black Flag tape, realizes no one is listening.*

BUTTSECKS 2: ECKS MARKS THE BUTTS

Caesura.