Or, if you're simply thirsty, come try a refreshing mango smoothie at my new Mediterranean restaurant, "The Falafelling."

Her crabs have herpes, dude.

What are you, an Asian prostitute?

Seriously, the man is, pure id.

Imma let you finish, adud, but hyperbolic paranoid had one of the greatest firsties of all time.

I want to be the Steven Hawking of the community college, then drop out.

FUCK THE MBTA!

"I'm chasing the dragon too far" is a pretty great line.

Iron and wine songs are fun to play on the guitar!

Okay… The force awakens in my pants.

STORMFORCE

I just keep a salt lick on my table. Have a lick, take a bite, lick, bite, lick, bite, etc.

Ah well, ashes to ashes you know.

Different production and orchestration. Same songs.

It's mentioned twice in the review!

Mindfuck?
Powerstupid?

Second, bitches.

HAVE

Climb every mountain and the Waldstein sonata.
The phantom of the opera and Don Giovanni.
Gounod's Ave Maria and Bach's WTC 1 prelude in C major.
Every fucking piece of shit by Coldplay and radiohead.
L'Homme Arme by every single Renaissance composer and every other Renaissance composer.

Know how I know you're gay?