Iran so far away?

Don't let facts get in the way of following your dreams.

Too much talky, not enough splodey. And if you reread it as an adult, you realize it's kind of dumb.

I assumed the last one was "my mic's not working, someone turn it on."

Usually the seducee does the sucking.

Dad comedy. Soundtrack by Wilco.

Pass me a cig fig?

There can be only one.

And shouldn't there be more shaming?

At least, I'll leave the theater fast and I'll be furious.

yeah well… shut up.

Some messages must still be mailed. *begins removing letters from magazine with exacto knife and tweezers*

"less likely"

Money.

"The injection of young stars is just the shot-in-the-arm Linklater's movie needs."

so it goes.

E-trade: the Movie.

He probably wrote this on a bar stool.

Why don't they just play the Gathering of the Juggaloes?

sad face