Barbarella 2: Electric Boobaloo

Why did you murder them?

Were wolfing…

Big Cuntry

They must have Cream of Clapton.

Blow the One-eyed Dragon

…and who can forget Lady Gagag's "Poke 'er Face"

Make that an hour or two… Or tomorrow.

Finally, a place to showcase my erotic folk music! I just finished writing "The Knight's Huge Sword Pierceth" and "My Burning Bush."

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP…

Pitchfork's review: I heart New Yorke.

I am Spartacus.

*sweats, tugs on tie, shrugs*

All their fans are bottoms.

The Who Sell Out-the who sell out

WHAT? What the fuck does that mean?

*places iphone in pants*

Please. What is this, 2004?

Serious question: I'm a long-waisted bastard. How do I keep my shirts tucked in?

Women, amirite?