Can we all start using "satirement" enough to make it a real word in a few years? Please? It's a fantastic new word.

Ebola Outbreak Now Pandemic [satire]

HELL YEAH

Yeah?

why?

don't call it that.

All the hats and scarves in the world cannot hide the fact that you are old.

One-inch penis

Cab Driver's secrets: War crimes?

Seriously. He would be the most popular president ever.

Imagine Bridges reading "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!"

You can't argue with his record on nutrition though. No other politician could inspire children to eat so many apples and carrots.

THANKS OBAMA

Look man, I don't know what books you're reading, but I get all of my philosophy straight from the great thinker himself, Matthew McConaughey.

he's still angry about it?

JINX!!

Using these ideas is a strength of the show, naturally.

women, amirite?

Shit, man, yeah. *inhales*

CHUM JUICE