What, did Tara throw up into each bottle?

*throws down gauntlet*

It's harder to laugh at them if they embrace their own shittiness.

I love a good pun thread, chums.

What's the problem with this? People eat junk food. Are Cheetos supposed to be ironic?

Huh. I guess literally means figuratively now…

No, that's because you drugged her before removing her limbs.

*quotes Simpsons*

Man in Distress.

That's a little too on-the-nose for a euphemism, isn't it?

Fucking Magnets: How do they work?

Fucking magnets…

I kind of liked Kevin Smith better when he was silent…

Man, I just don't have the energy for this kind of thing today.

Dongs That Time Forgot

I think I heard some jungle boogie in there too.

Yeah, what the fuck.

Not his best work, but I like a lot of the others.

NO COMEDY PLEASE

Yes, it is such a mystery that big studios produce remarkably similar movies at the same time. It's an arms race fellas!