Oh, now I understand, THIS is what they were warning us about. It really is a slippery slope.

LITERALLY

Bad job, internet! Bad! Bad internet!

no it is not.

No, no, you're right about the name, but he got it from Quincy Jones after he came up with the chorus to Can't stop till you get enough.

Carrie Underwood!

FLAGGED

I've got… a HOOK… for a hand.

BACON

"phrasing my ass"

I'm trying to think of a snarky comment, but this sounds pretty great. Goddammit.

I secretly think "Lost in You" is a great song.

Sometimes, in winter…

Mmmmmmm… Wonton tongue.

Next month, apple unveils the hexagonal prism.

See also: early Radiohead.

Ay Caramba! Muy Caliente!

Okay, we can only get so metallurgy before it all becomes meaningless.

It just doesn't matter, it just doesn't matter, it just doesn't matter!

*sits, eats popcorn*