RIP. I liked the Christmas episode where he sang the opening of the Christmas song.

An associate's PhD is just as good!

What?

On the other hand, jumps may cover more ground more quickly than running because THE LAWS OF PHYSICS ARE INVENTED BY THE PROGRAMMERS JUST LIKE IN THE REAL WORLD.

Yeah, Mario's world is flat dude.

Why-is his mom in town?

Ooh, I didn't get mine from a STATE school.

I'm guessing this took roughly the same number of hours as getting my PhD. This seems like a more useful skill.

Will it bend?

Shepherd's pie peppered with actual shepherd on top?

Just the duck, please, thanks. Death to the nations of men.

My friend have you ever heard of the speedball? You only live once, as they say, why not make it brief?

Imagine Someone's Watching

If you're gonna prolong a Kopfton you better have the goddamn courtesy to give a reaching over.

I don't think my penis can be any harder.

Jesus was like: "I don't know Joseph Smith. I don't know that dude."

You might find your true love,
Making fun of a Kardaaaaaashian.

Is this better than the movie?

NI!

Yeah that's odd. Who's going to serve drinks and clean up afterwards?