We're all herbivores.

*eats all the tinsel*

Tell me about it. I mean, can't anyone make a man-sized toilet? It's the goddamn twenty-first century.

I've got a loverly bunch of entrails
See them all hanging in a row
Thin ones, fat ones, some as long as your bed!
Give them a twist, a flick o' the wrist
And then remove the head!

I'm sitting on my throne at this very moment. God bless the tablet.

She's a geek, a girl-geek.

Oh is that this weekend? This week it's been Orange is the New Black is the New AVClub.

BRAIN

The midlife crisis comes for us all.

I'm not your Turner, Hooch!

Agreed, far and away the best two teams, both playing fantastic basketball.

He's clearly suffering from dementia, no?

Dating in plaid shirts buttoned all the way up.

I imagine emotions were running high immediately after the race too, yes?

Yeah, that was a little too obvious, NBA. They did the same thing last year with the Pacers/Heat series.

I for one welcome our new fembot overlords.

I am an thirteen years old powerlifter.

You can't fail sunday school.

Unh, oh god…

holy shit…