The "H" word? "Horseradish"?

I laughed out loud when the showed the dream and Monica Bellucci turns up to play herself. It's so oddly specific but also pretty damned great.

He told them they're armed and dangerous so they'd put them under heavy guard when they found him. If he told him to take them in for questioning, there's a chance that they'd be lax and DarkCoop could get to them.

No. Why?

The AV Club

What's Community?

Go to the other websites they work for now and tell them (except for O'Neal and Teti, I guess)?

That depends. I have a Disqus only account…I'll go there if this thing doesn't work out (and it probably won't).

BUT WHAT OF THE DOWNVOTES?! WHAT OF THE DOWNVOTES!!!???

Corporate synergy.

Bye, Doctor Nick!

Obviously they weren't pulling the rating for the matches…otherwise, they'd continue to air them.

Unlikely with a Republican Congress.

Well, I don't think they're doing it to spite you. Soccer remains not that popular in the US to make it profitable to air 90% of the games.

I know fighting crime doesn't pay but maybe you can get your buddy Peter Parker to wrestle some guys in an underground match to earn some quick cash.

The cable channel awesome enough to air Ash vs. Evil Dead, that's who!

YOU BET! For the next 3 and 1/2 years!

I don't know what that is. I mean, I know what it means in general but not specifically.

My god…it's full of 5-stars.

I wouldn't say I was smug. Snarky? Sure, on occasion but smug? I'm not sure where that's coming from…