He hasn't taken it back yet. GET HIM!

It's a variation on traditional cum therapy. A lot of people aren't on board, but it's gonna be the new Curves.

Billy Bush's career is just about the furthest thing from "real life" that I can imagine. He trades on a famous family name to co-co-co-host a four-hour-long morning show.

I'm not looking for you to play favorites, so may I suggest you just pick the biggest (non-Jacksonville) underdog at the outset of your bye week? I'm happy to muster up a pro-Jets comment in order to make it happen.

If you go see 'The Girl on the Train', you'll see that the entire '3 Ninjas' franchise was just prelude to another saga altogether.

Tell me that was in the past four or five years.

It's pretty hilarious that the author here found any aspect of the '3 Ninjas' franchise "frustrating," even if it was the whitewashed casting. It's even more terrific that he's using it in the present tense, implying that for 24 years, he's been frustrated by '3 Ninjas'. That sounds like a hellish way to go through…

What's that from? It's right on the tip of my tongue. Ben Stiller Show?

Would you go so far to say that Nucky isn't weaselly? He moves slower and with a more deft hand, but he's the least allegiant person in the show, I believe. Family, friends, and lovers are all things he bends to his needs.

YOU can!

No. He's a Native American woman.

Zoo TV, then Zoo TV outdoor tour, then Pop Mart tour.

If he got a proper shave and a haircut, then he wouldn't be one of us.

Italicize the movie titles in your headlines. You're a writer for an entertainment website.

I saw them four times on High Violet club tour, then at Coachella and Hollywood Bowl all in one year. Plenty varied so they didn't get redundant, but I think you have to be a big fan to study the differences. It never felt redundant, even on back to back nights, because Matt was shitfaced the second night.

I hate when the A.V. Club overlaps with the real world.

Shoegaze?

Oh, man. A video game might come closer to "perfection" than a work of any other media. Super Mario World? NHL 93? Mario Kart? Goldeneye? Twisted Metal 2?

TUCKER!!!! TUCKER!!!!!

Without the breakfast buffet, sadly.