Never underestimate people's inability to admit when they're wrong.

I once claimed to have done a heel flip into a feathered serpent manual in an internet comment. But it turned out I was lying because there is no such skateboarding maneuver…yet.

Need a little clarity? Check the similarity.

I could have swore that said White Entitlement Television

fleshlight peripheral.

Huh. So that's enthusiasm. *shrugs*

You forgot to say "debit or credit".

Ketchup is a chutney. star/rainbow/dazzle

And they can't even spell Bright correctically. More like Dullbart, Or should I say Duhlbart…'cause they can't spell!

I like to mix my La Croix water with a little juice, be it cranberry, orange, lime-aid or whatever! I'm nutx for it!

Whenever they say open-concept and/or open floor plan, drink!!

Gorillas all up in the Mist.

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Drink more…Ovaltine!?

I find your reference to conspiracy theories utterly preposterous. They're aluminum hats. And besides, Mylar works best.

I like my womens like I like my dining: fast-casual.

garnished with a piece of the Living Cantaloupe.

What's wrong with the word period?

ctrl f'ing involves thinking about baseball, or so I'm told.

You're thinking of The Karate Kid.