I'm no huge "Francophile", myself, but on the one hand you are disparaging him for not taking his studies seriously, and on the other hand, you are saying that higher education is a joke anyway. If it is a joke, as you say, why should he be taking it seriously? But what do I know with my library card and

[smiles politely over cubicle wall at co-worker]

TMZ checks the toilet paper after the first wipe, even though they know their butt isn't clean, they just like looking at the poop, and…am I doing this right?

I don't have diabetes, I have livabetes.

Pfft. Efficient this, and effective that. What about those poor out-of-work focus groupers!?

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Yeah, because Pi and Requiem were so uplifting?

No shirt, no shoes, NO DICE!

Sounds like an elaborate scheme to avoid paying focus groups.

Poonitive damages. There, I helped.

"the swallowing is implied, and as a society we have agreed to this"
Try telling that to my wife! Hey-o!

Somewhere, I hope Schoolly D is thinking to himself, "payback is a bitch".

In related news, I may never wear Zubaz pants again.

"Jesus has never been hotter." Well…not since that rough weekend where he went to hell-o operator! And, yes, that's as far as I got in the article.

If he wants to.

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All I remember about that show was that we had a player piano roll for the theme song, and David Carruso in a green boller hat.

I didn't cut off my mullet until '92, so technically, it was still the 80's.

I invented the "I'm not on a diet, I'm on a live it!" thing way before weight watchers did. Of course, I meant something quite different than they did. But still: copyright your nonsense, people!

I CC what you did there.