Actually, according to my strict upbringing, it costs one awkwardly-inserted quarter to play oneself.

…says the character who never got his own spinoff movie.

I think it was his idea of what business would mean the most job security; after all, there will always cars covered in manure, right?

Porno is singular; Porn is plural. I feel I've made my mark on society, and can retire now.

It was no mistake. Johnny Cash "made it his own". That's how it works.

You know…that would 20% more fun with one extra hyphen: Racist-In-Law. You know, like Mother-in-Sin, or Crotch-in-Law.

It was 1984 when my parents decided to cancel cable because of the TV show You Can't Do That on Television, and the open rebellion it fomented in America's youth, or something. I've never fully recovered, pop culturally speaking, from this traumatic, life-altering event. I was a cable mooch to all my friends for the…

You inadvertently reminded me of the positive, christian rap group, The Grits. Weigh ya buck fifty, ftw!

Corman made the quick, cheap black and white ones to earn money to make the fancy, color Vincent Price ones. The more you know - star, rainbow, dazzle.

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It's: "Slayer, bitch!" Unless you mean the noun, "Slayer Bitch", in which case:

An open letter to Bob Pollard (this seems like a good place for that, right?):