The porridge has steel cut oats and other grains, along with spices and fruit.  So yeah, it's like a heartier oatmeal, but it does tend to be much more filling (for me) than regular oatmeal.

The porridge has steel cut oats and other grains, along with spices and fruit.  So yeah, it's like a heartier oatmeal, but it does tend to be much more filling (for me) than regular oatmeal.

Do porridge count as oatmeal?  Because I cooked porridge in the crockpot last night, and now I'll be eating it for at least a week.  (Not that I'm complaining - I knew it would produce copious amounts when I made it.)

Do porridge count as oatmeal?  Because I cooked porridge in the crockpot last night, and now I'll be eating it for at least a week.  (Not that I'm complaining - I knew it would produce copious amounts when I made it.)

I was really amused by Burt and Virginia's story.  I especially liked the allusion to cutaways when Burt talked about making the Michael Jackson gopher wear a glove and his dancing around to shake it off.  Burt was great in the scene, but Virginia leaning in like she was trying to catch his imagination in order to…

I was really amused by Burt and Virginia's story.  I especially liked the allusion to cutaways when Burt talked about making the Michael Jackson gopher wear a glove and his dancing around to shake it off.  Burt was great in the scene, but Virginia leaning in like she was trying to catch his imagination in order to…

This show terrified me as a child.  We didn't have HBO, but my grandmother did, and when we went to her house, she made us watch it (to torture us or because she thought we'd like it, I don't know.  Probably best not to inquire.)

This show terrified me as a child.  We didn't have HBO, but my grandmother did, and when we went to her house, she made us watch it (to torture us or because she thought we'd like it, I don't know.  Probably best not to inquire.)

Pssht.  If he could fix Katyia (?), he could totally fix his sweet-ass van.

Pssht.  If he could fix Katyia (?), he could totally fix his sweet-ass van.

Wrong!  The best, bitchin-est van of all time is Kreiger's van.  And, as "Rolling Probable Cause", it's perfect for this show.

Wrong!  The best, bitchin-est van of all time is Kreiger's van.  And, as "Rolling Probable Cause", it's perfect for this show.

Like Gene and Bob bonded over having the same fart in the Banjo episode.  I'm both proud and ashamed over how much this family resembles real families, especially my own.

Like Gene and Bob bonded over having the same fart in the Banjo episode.  I'm both proud and ashamed over how much this family resembles real families, especially my own.

"Tina, nobody is blaming you for this.  But, WHAT WRONG THING DID YOU DO?"  I love and adore Jon Benjamin.  And I plan to use that quote for all eternity.

"Tina, nobody is blaming you for this.  But, WHAT WRONG THING DID YOU DO?"  I love and adore Jon Benjamin.  And I plan to use that quote for all eternity.

Having reviewed part of the lyrics (no way I could finish the whole song), I am happier than ever that his arm was ripped off on AHS.  I just wish it had been his dick instead.  (But hey, there are some episodes remaining, so I can still hope).

Having reviewed part of the lyrics (no way I could finish the whole song), I am happier than ever that his arm was ripped off on AHS.  I just wish it had been his dick instead.  (But hey, there are some episodes remaining, so I can still hope).

Agreed.  However, I call dibs on Nigella Lawson and her curvy, gorgeous self for hot celebrity cooks.

Agreed.  However, I call dibs on Nigella Lawson and her curvy, gorgeous self for hot celebrity cooks.