Yeah, Tina would say that.  With a dreamy look in her eye.

I like American music BEST… bay-be.

I'll smash an egg on my face and we can be twins again!

I should get that inscribed on my wedding band.

In honor of St. Patrick's Day, we made a chocolate stout cake with currants.  It is very rich and tasty without being cloyingly sweet (thanks to the stout).  I better enjoy it now, because I doubt I'll ever make it again.  It's an intense sort of cake and took hours to bake and assemble.

Otherwise it's just not a genuine Krusty brand partially-gelainated non-dairy gum-based beverage.  If you want a real shake, go to CookOut.

I guess I'm just a lightweight, but I love Passenger Side.  And Hotel Arizona, and Candyfloss.  My God - I am just a lightweight!  (Sobs) 

This is the oddest murder case. I was in law school in Durham (represent!) during the trial.  We watched part of the trial in evidence class, and by God, it's been in the paper here ever since.  I honestly don't have an opinion of his guilt or innocence, but I will say that case helped launch massive problems in the…

Great, now all I can think of is Apatow opening his mouth like Franklin, "My name is Judd".  Which is really cracking me up, for some reason.

Great, now all I can think of is Apatow opening his mouth like Franklin, "My name is Judd".  Which is really cracking me up, for some reason.

I expect handjobs, waffles and a hint of melancholy.  

I expect handjobs, waffles and a hint of melancholy.  

Has it been established elsewhere that in Elf, when Zoey says, "Did Crumpet put you up to this?" that it's a reference to SantaLand Diaries? Because it clearly is.  Right?

Has it been established elsewhere that in Elf, when Zoey says, "Did Crumpet put you up to this?" that it's a reference to SantaLand Diaries? Because it clearly is.  Right?

"Phil Collins, who's that?"

"Phil Collins, who's that?"

My favorite quote from the book is the transcript of the psychologically beaten students talking about their abject failure to master the language and please their teacher.  "Sometimes, me cry alone at night."

My favorite quote from the book is the transcript of the psychologically beaten students talking about their abject failure to master the language and please their teacher.  "Sometimes, me cry alone at night."

YES!  That one episode of Freaks and Geeks is the reason I have a massive crush on David Krumholtz to this day.  He was so beguiling to Lindsay and I both in that one episode…  Because of this role, I started to watch the first episode of Partners (ugh), because I wanted him to do well.  And then I just wanted the…

YES!  That one episode of Freaks and Geeks is the reason I have a massive crush on David Krumholtz to this day.  He was so beguiling to Lindsay and I both in that one episode…  Because of this role, I started to watch the first episode of Partners (ugh), because I wanted him to do well.  And then I just wanted the…