Watch Cowboys Vs Aliens then.  It has aliens, and it sucks.  But theres no trains.

That was a right pretty speech your honor, but I ask you what is a contract?  Websters defines it as an agreement under the law which is unbreakable.  Which is UN-BREAKABLE…excuse me may I use the restroom?

Murder of crows is too expensive though.  I like the Charge+Shotgun combo.

Gracias guey!

This is all well and good, hooray for freedom from big studio obligations and their corrupting influences on art and expression.  But what worries me about the possible collapse of the blockbuster studio system is that it's made a lot of spectacular visions possible.  I'm as tired as everyone of the glut of big dumb…

I was addicted to the Jack Palance "Ripley's believe it or not" when I was a kid, watching reruns on the sci-fi channel.  It had a sense of creepy mystery and awe that the Dean Cain version couldn't replicate.  I really don't see how you could update that old version without it just being the Dean Cain one all over…

I've been to Bronx Pizza and couldn't understand the appeal.  The restaurant is interesting for the atmosphere and all the photos, but the pizza itself is nothing special, just some standard cardboard cheese bread that some kid heats up for you after its been sitting there all day.  Its not even all that cheap, its…

Yeah, I don't think the fact they eat roadkill makes them desperate and poor.  Thats just the way they live.  Just cause they make 15 to 20 thousand per episode doesn't mean they're all gonna buy monocles and top-hats, and start shopping at Whole Foods.  They like what they like.

Coff-ee

"Rated GP"

I love it too.  Its a completely destructive and counterproductive fantasy of the world as a collection of exotic, simplistic stereotypes, free of hate or individual motivation.  But if you just give in to its 50's travel poster Mary Blair Designed vision of the world, its completely intoxicating in its lack of…

Rats off to ya!

Well its Spike Lee, I'm sure he'll add some authorial stamp to it.  This time, everyone's racist.

I kinda like them for their style, just quick efficient watercolor portraits.  But goddamn are they unflattering.

I'm getting Bette Midler from Genevieve's.

I second that.  This has been one long god-awful disappointing summer, so to hear this is good is a huge relief. I'm gonna watch the shit out of this, Imax and everything.

Ooooohhhh, okay.  Well, that still seems like a pretty weak argument.  So what if he uses an iPhone but is shilling for Samsung?  I don't care what phone company owns him, he's still a sellout. You're splitting hairs to argue that it would be more authentic for him to sell iPhones instead.

I was confused by this point too, would it have been different if he had iPhone sponsorship?  Why does being attached to Samsung discredit him for the Galaxy not being enough of a status symbol?

Yeah, I even think this applies to Schwarzanegger.  A lot of those ice-puns are salvagable at least, me and my friends have had hours of fun throwing around "cool party" and "stay cool, bird boy".  Also, "Mmmerrrccy??"

Same here Taumpy, I had really high expectations for Two-Face in Batman Forever, because I had seen the cartoon.  At that point BTAS was my greatest exposure to Batman, so that's what I thought I would get.  And then…yeah.