My 11th grade spanish teacher showed us "Mask of Zorro", a movie which I don't think has a single word of spanish in it. Except "Zorro" maybe.

(several middle aged males stand and fist pump the air)

That is the funniest thing I've ever read.

I can't think of any either, they mostly just awkwardly call attention to the fact that you're here, and you're watching me do comedy now which, by the way, I'm fat and why are you here?  Or they riff for three minutes on the city and it's terrible water.

Wasn't the original costume inspired by circus trapeze artists?

I also liked the way Superman's origin was woven into the main time-line in flashbacks, but my problem with those flashbacks was they were repetitive as hell, and then the movie didn't bother to follow through on what was established in them.  Instead of using the flashbacks to humanize Clark and show his normal life…

So what you're saying is, we complain that the movie is too gritty and self-serious, but you don't want everything to be campy or meta or light-hearted, and you don't mind that the movie is deathly-serious because you take the genre completely seriously.  But you don't want deep psychological ruminations or edgy…

I had this same problem with the movie.  People bite it by the thousands, and billions of dollars in property is destroyed.  Nobody bats an eye, and certainly not Superman, who I might add, was pretty much responsible for all of it.  And this guy is here to save everyone?  Still, ignoring all that logic, I thought the…

no Ihop?  Then how about SEARS!

Which is why I preferred the scenes between Clark and his Ma.  Spoilers…I guess??

The Sixth Ninja - But the fact is, Rorshach IS a badass, and this shouldn't be dismissed as idiot fanboy opinion.  He's badass in the same way Batman is badass when Superman isn't.  He's utterly dedicated to his mission and his ideals, and is brave in spite of his short-comings.  He's practical and rational to the…

Parents are awful, awful people.

But that's just captain america, we already saw that shit.

+100 likes for The Narrator Returns.  Haven't laughed that hard at a comment in forever.

I hate the way pants and jeans cuffs have gotten higher.  They should lie a little over the shoe and partly cover the heel, not hang above the ankle!  I see people wearing this high-water style, or rolling up their pants, and all I can think of is "everythings coming up Milhouse!"

Ellie - Do you always carry a spray bottle of windex and paper towels? You're glasses must get dirty throughout the day right?

In terms of it's popularity, definitely.

Haha, a current affair.  That "Vwwwoooonggg!" sound, and the pyramid.  Good memories.

Thats just what I was thinking, who were those Long Island looking mooks?  Let it be stated for the record that I know nothing about Long Island or it's population of mooks, and I base my knowledge completely on movie and television depictions.

Shut up.