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El Pato
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Yeah, I didn't know what to make of this yesterday when I first saw it, and it still sounds like bad advice to me.  Seems like the best way to get rid of a latino, ghost or princess, is to NOT offer them work, as that's probably why he or she is around in the first place.  Offering them employment would be your first

I call myself Latino.  What the hell else am I gonna call myself? 

I call myself Latino.  What the hell else am I gonna call myself? 

No shit?   (looks up on wikipedia) Yep, you right.  Thats awesome.

No shit?   (looks up on wikipedia) Yep, you right.  Thats awesome.

What I don't get it is this whole business of them already being infected.  If they're already infected, what does being bitten, let alone just scratched by a zombie matter?  If the infection hasn't killed them already, why would the infection from a zombie bite kill them?  It makes no sense, but fuck it.

What I don't get it is this whole business of them already being infected.  If they're already infected, what does being bitten, let alone just scratched by a zombie matter?  If the infection hasn't killed them already, why would the infection from a zombie bite kill them?  It makes no sense, but fuck it.

Well, now it's gonna be a huge letdown if it isn't AIDS.

Well, now it's gonna be a huge letdown if it isn't AIDS.

I won't fault the show for doing that quirky hospital shit, that's a proven, valid approach.  What I don't buy is the show's main premise; She's a doctor but somehow also a total loser!  Fuuuuck   Youuuu.

I won't fault the show for doing that quirky hospital shit, that's a proven, valid approach.  What I don't buy is the show's main premise; She's a doctor but somehow also a total loser!  Fuuuuck   Youuuu.

Me too.  What is in that goddamn package?  I have to know!  I have to fuckin know!!

Me too.  What is in that goddamn package?  I have to know!  I have to fuckin know!!

I don't know why it doesn't.  Maybe your buying the wrong clothes.

I don't know why it doesn't.  Maybe your buying the wrong clothes.

I was pretty sure Stiller did edit it to make it more palatable to the network executives.  I'm not watching that movie again just to confirm this.

I was pretty sure Stiller did edit it to make it more palatable to the network executives.  I'm not watching that movie again just to confirm this.

Yeah that Dichen Lachman girl.  She's not unattractive, but just kinda strange looking.

Yeah that Dichen Lachman girl.  She's not unattractive, but just kinda strange looking.

It is completely accurate, too bad the only people who ever admit something like that are successful douchebags.