I can really picture Steve Martin doing that futurechimp.

Pretty weird that only 20 or so years ago
being caught lip-synching would end your career and cause a huge scandal. Now Britney Spears and any number of artists can openly flaunt their lip-synching and only Australia gets pissed off about it. Being upset by that looks pretty silly nowadays.

Well that sounds pretty pointless
Its completely broken from top to bottom and even the stuff that works sucks. What can people say, "the songs suck, make better songs"?

Alright, coming to San Diego!
The Ultrastar's a great theater too. First time living in San Diego's offered any advantage…but I've already seen this a million times. Fuck it, I probably won't see it.

I kind of agree, Inception is more challenging, but that might be just because the story feels sloppier and there are more loose ends in Inception than in Memento. Not knocking on Inception though, it's still a great movie.

And also Bedtime Stories. Guy Pierce, he gets around.

This is what you get
when you make a Lisa Frank Trapper Keeper movie.

well because Usher forgot to add the nuts? Hur hur hurm hrrrm. Thank you ladies and and gentleman, I'm Neeeeiiiillll Hamburger!!

Idiotking, when you do that, could you wear a Mickey Mouse costume? And play the Kids Incorporated theme song in the background? I just couldn't picture this any other way.

well well, the homophobic cats out of the bag now eh Ricky? (snaps fingers in a Z pattern, swivels head on neck)

Crips vs Bloods reference?
Drive by poop throwing! This shit writes itself.

I just fell on my fanny in some butterscotch!

Dammit
this is way, way too great to ever happen.

with minor variations, I was about to write the same exact goddamn thing #DIV. Thats fucking weird. But yes, that credit sequence is great.

Dead Ringers has a great opening credits sequence. I think it shows that really important to a credits sequence is the choice of music, to play against the images.

How about bringing back Aeon Flux too?
and the Maxx. Only non shitty programming Mtv ever had were its cartoons.

Daria, that would be really good. I'd like to see where she'd be now, dealing with all the depressing realities of being an adult. I remember she couldn't even handle the idea of having a part-time job, and now she'd have to settle down and make all these painful compromises. Yeah, Daria was great.

Guys, take all the steel rods out of your asses and admit that sometimes stupid is funny. In the case of Beavis and Butthead, it was fucking hilarious.

The new episodes of Ren and Stimpy were terrible, mostly, but I still can't really place why. They were the same basic crap, still looked great and had the same humor, just wasn't funny. Meanwhile almost all the old episodes are damn near unimpeachable.

Paul McCarthy did this to make a statement…
But this guy does it for the pure fucking joy of it.