See, the problem is he's a one-trick pony who, while a strong physical presence and excellent fisherman, never improved upon his past tries the way Boston Rob did. He has no strategy, and he's not even a powerful physical competitor the way Ozzy was. I really don't see him ever winning this game.

Probably. He mentions Russian relatives. I've got some relatives named Barinholtz as well, and my whole family is from the former Soviet Union.

If I sprain my ankle, while I'm robbing your place…
I'LL SUE YA!
If I break my knuckles, when I punch you in the face…
I'LL SUE YA!

I like that he's aware of the awfulness of those parody movies. I have no doubt in my mind that Friedberg and Seltzer are super-nice guys who don't think for a second that they're making art.

You're thinking of Clarice Starling #1 there.

Or Reese Witherspoon over Felicity Huffman.

The PBR might prevent the fight from happening, as it's the common ground between hipsters and country boys.

What's fascinating is that the Beltway shootings were intended as part one of what was ultimately a three-part plan, to extort money to finance an army of foster kids and train them to wreak havoc on the whole country.

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bludger!

So, are we going to learn those two boys' names this time? Until we know for sure, I'm going to go with Ari and Uzi Simpson.

There's a 5 o'clock in the morning now?

I remember the casting of Katniss, Peeta and Gale also caused fans to be up in arms… for the exact reason (hair color) that they seem to have a problem with "50 Shades".

Butawhiteboy Cantbekhan!

The dream of the '90s is alive in SLO!

Butt-head: Martin Scores Easy?
Beavis: Heh heh, it's hard for me to score.

Firestone Grill! Best tri-tip in Cali!

Barry: I'm lookin' at your face and I just wanna smash it. I just wanna fuckin' smash it with a sledgehammer and squeeze it. You're so pretty.
Lena: I want to chew your face, and I want to scoop out your eyes and I want to eat them and chew them and suck on them.

Connery's uniform in this film was the inspiration for Homer Simpson's in "Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge", an episode that was also influenced by "High Noon".

I suspect this is the work of David Manning, film critic for the Ridgefield Press.

Hope he has a gnarly bicycle.