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Actually, I'm surprised it didn't hold back. Not to give anything away, but she actually does get to check a bunch of stuff off that list and have a pretty slutty summer.

Pity about "The To-Do List"; it was REALLY good. Hope it catches on when it hits DVD.

In April of 2002, when "Changing Lanes" was out, I had a co-worker who kept calling it "Changing Lanes: The Left-Eye Lopez story".

See the movie "The Other Guys".

Last time we saw the studio exec he was a laptop, the technology of the time. So why is he now a flip phone and not a smartphone or tablet?

Futurama has no bad history with NBC, though.

Mine is a tie between "Party in the USA" by Miley Cyrus (more like "Party in LA" written by someone who's only seen the city from opening montages in films) and "Sk8er Boi" by Avril Lavigne (for the spelling alone, and the insipid lyrics that can only be written by a teenage punk wannabe; hope she looks back on it at

I like how his bio on the "Mulholland Drive" DVD only says he's an Eagle Scout from Missouri and doesn't elaborate beyond that.

I liked how George-Michael's girlfriend in Spain wanted to make love "before the drones kill us all".

I'll settle for the Monday-Friday version of that line.

Hey Rupert, as a joke, we should totally try to win those tickets, so we can tear them up or use them to attend the concert!

To the Bandanna Republic!

I'm reminded of Carl Hiaasen's book "Star Island" whenever I read about her; I wonder if she has a doppelganger who comes out to distract the paparazzi while Lohan is carted away unconscious.

Ever see "She Hate Me"? Boy, what a fascinating train wreck.

Zoolander did it. They considered taking them out of Changing Lanes, but decided to leave them in.

That is, if the baby-faced white boy survives his time in the joint. A lot of the dialogue concerns his fears about what the other convicts will do to him.

I've always wanted to hear a parody of that line that goes, "Donkey Kong ain't got shit on me!"

Schindler's Fist! Followed by a sequel, Schindler's Pissed!

"Amy thought she wanted a two-guy threesome and ended up on the losing end, which happens a lot." Really? Do elaborate.

I feel like I'm in a minority, but I really liked "Art School Confidential". The undercover-cop twist (as well as the fact that Matt Keeslar's character was getting lots of respect as an artist until the truth of his identity came out) was pretty brilliant.