-A ruby? Who do you think I am, Kim Kardashian?
-No, you are much less hairy.

Dear Ms. Lopez,

"Big Yellow Joint", PLEASE!

He was great in "Freaks and Geeks", playing a surprisingly sympathetic gym teacher and future stepfather.

Chicks really dig you when you're the last of something.

My misinterpretation of the lyrics to "Stand Back":

A real-life example of police incompetence is the police department of Maywood, California, which, until it was shut down and absorbed by the LA County Sheriff due to budget cuts, consisted entirely of cops who were fired from other departments on disciplinary matters. Someone should do a movie or TV show about THOSE…

Correction about "The Other Guys": Wahlberg's character did, in fact, shoot Derek Jeter in the leg, but as explained in the extended version, Jeter had intentionally allowed himself to get shot in order to lead Wahlberg to the embezzlement scam that the cops ended up stopping. (Jeter moonlights as a crusader against…

Pretty much the whole website agrees with you there, buddy. I for one will never hear a TLC song the same way again.

Pretty much the whole team, for that matter… Note the way they absolutely DESTROY Paris at the beginning.

@avclub-72085404bc24959bbd79392bc8ad27d0:disqus : Well, it sure as hell didn't start BEFORE TS1.

Oh OK… But the movie's set in Chicago!

For both Bad Teacher and Bad Santa, I think if they choose to do another one, a prequel would make a more compelling story. I'd like to know if there was ever a point when Elizabeth genuinely wanted to educate children or Willie was actually a competent safecracker.

I loved the review of the first one which, though favorable, wondered if Frank Miller spent his high school years reading Dashiell Hammett and wondering why no girl will date him.

I know only one song from this band, "Movin' On Up", which I discovered on the GTA San Andreas soundtrack. (Did it play often on the radio in 1992?) Can't get enough of the song.

I tend to judge an artist by his work and not what I hear in the tabloids, as well. Unless it's Mel Gibson, whom I just hate on principle.

None of this is really surprising. Most working screenwriters, particularly ones who haven't yet hit it big with a smash hit horror movie that would go on to overshadow all of their work since, make their money doing uncredited rewrites. (For all we know, Shyamalan still does this on the side, and it may end up being…

"Screw Diana! *You* are the People's Princess!"
-Meredith Palmer, crashing the Royal Wedding, on "The Office"

So, now he really will become Uwe Boll but with studio backing.

Lillard was quite impressed to be playing a guy who cuckolds George Clooney.