Nothing wrong with staying out of trouble.

…But is it sub-Craig Moss?

Didja notice two of the other people on the tour were named Veruca Salke and Mike something?

I saw it on Netflix streaming. Hopefully it's still up.

Hazel Whassername.

Us Duffys don't give up, Liz! We didn't give up when we were kicked out of Ireland, we didn't give up when America sent us back, and we didn't give up when Ireland sent us adrift on a log!

Hey, enjoy your freezing winter.

Criss Chros will make you… Jormp Jormp!

As a West Coaster, I'm still pissed that we got Kim Kardashian while they got Paul McCartney.

"You know why I love you, Liz? 'Cause you're a cook in the bedroom and a whore in the kitchen!"

I just hope that if they bring Mindy back, they'll do a better job than the second Lurleen episode.

If Danny wants the place to be open on Saturdays, all he has to do is assign half the staff to work Tuesday-Saturday. It's a fair compromise.

Both of whom have daddies in the industry. Besides that I have no problem with either one, though.

The "Prom Song" from "Not Another Teen Movie".

The lawyer's name was Martin Luther King. The review forgot to mention this when introducing Tim Meadows, then referred to his character simply as "King" in the next paragraph.

Damn, no Everclear. (Last year's landlocked Summerland tour was Everclear/Lit/Gin Blossoms/Sugar Ray/Marcy Playground.)

I just want them to do the one ending with Kyle Reese going back in time. That would make it the first franchise where any chapter is the first one, as it goes in a chronological loop.

The other thing this movie presages (besides blogging) is No Child Left Behind and schools trying to game test score averages in similar ways.

Hey, whatever she was doing on the gold couch in the red bra, it got me going.

Where'd all my money go?