I went to college in the early 2000s, and one of my classmates in a screenwriting course invented a nu-metal parody character named Kid Korn Bizkit.

I went to college in the early 2000s, and one of my classmates in a screenwriting course invented a nu-metal parody character named Kid Korn Bizkit.

I just want to know how that spider got there in the first place, and what happens if you DO quote the Bible, and which quotes do what…

I just want to know how that spider got there in the first place, and what happens if you DO quote the Bible, and which quotes do what…

I really do wonder to what extent "Pineapple Express" gets it right. It looks like way too much fun.

I really do wonder to what extent "Pineapple Express" gets it right. It looks like way too much fun.

Holy shit, you're right! First Zucker/Abrahams collaboration in decades, and THIS is what we get??

Holy shit, you're right! First Zucker/Abrahams collaboration in decades, and THIS is what we get??

Actually it was David Zucker who worked on Scary Movie 3 and 4, and Friedberg/Seltzer weren't involved in those movies. They were just "2 of the 6 writers" of the first one.

Actually it was David Zucker who worked on Scary Movie 3 and 4, and Friedberg/Seltzer weren't involved in those movies. They were just "2 of the 6 writers" of the first one.

To which I would add: Pretty much everything John Singleton has done since Boyz.

To which I would add: Pretty much everything John Singleton has done since Boyz.

The first movie to do that was actually "The Trial of Billy Jack".

The first movie to do that was actually "The Trial of Billy Jack".

Actually, before Shrek there was Antz. I saw the cast list in that movie and thought it was the coolest thing ever. Nowadays every time the trailer for a Shark Tale or Rio comes along I roll my eyes when the announcer starts rattling off names.

Actually, before Shrek there was Antz. I saw the cast list in that movie and thought it was the coolest thing ever. Nowadays every time the trailer for a Shark Tale or Rio comes along I roll my eyes when the announcer starts rattling off names.

I would like to submit:

I would like to submit:

Wasn't "The General" starring Buster Keaton the original "Die Hard"?

Wasn't "The General" starring Buster Keaton the original "Die Hard"?