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Midnight Noon
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The utter disaster of Nicaragua was the reason why they haven't had a Hantz-free season since. They'd bring on the whole white-trash clan if they could.

I think the prize for the first All Stars was $2 million.

Yeah, it was supposed to open on 9/21/11, and Disney had already released all its promotional materials, but the disaster of the month forced it to be pushed into a quiet release in April.

Hey, Devil Without a Cause was the first CD I bought!

Alexander and Kara… uh, long Polish last name starting with K are directing? That can't be good. Their only other directorial effort was "Screwed" starring Norm MacDonald.

Ohhhkay, just to get it out of the way…
One for the Money, Two for the Dough, Three to Get Deadly, Four to Score, High Five, Hot Six, Seven Up, Hard Eight, To the Nines, Ten Big Ones, Eleven on Top, Twelve Sharp, Lean Mean Thirteen, Fearless Fourteen, Finger Lickin' Fifteen, Sizzlin' Sixteen, Smokin' Seventeen,

I get David Chase, David Simon and David Milch mixed up all the time. Can't imagine why.

Cissy was Butchie's mother, not Shaun's.

I've been waiting years for the Stephanie Plum movie to get made. Just this once I'll tolerate Katherine Heigl.

When I first heard about this, I thought it was going to be funny. Like that movie, Spaceballs.

Thought Friday the 13th was the Saw of its time.

Ohh yeah, and that was a Fincher movie, too.

Re that photo:

Then have Breckin Meyer overdub his voice.

Or early February. Worked like gangbusters for Silence of the Lambs and Hannibal. (Especially the former, probably the only February movie ever to win multiple Oscars.)

Doris: [Your father is] either John F. Kennedy or that fat bald guy who always used to take me to movies and then complain about them.
Jay: Ich bin ein Kennedy?!

I get the sense that the producers went into panic mode after the disastrous snooze-fest that was the Nicaragua season. As a result, three of the last five seasons have featured a Hantz.

I really like Good Vibes and don't think it deserves the hate that it's getting. That is all.

When people ask me what I thought of this movie, my response is usually, "Meh… Better they see this than Smurfs or Alvin."

If I NEVER hear Jim Broadbent singing "Like A Virgin" again, I'll die a happy man.