Does Johnny Depp know what Tonto is a Spanish word for?
I'm just sayin'.

Your friend's probably better off.

…sez Hank Williams III, "and if you think so well then you're fuckin' dumb."

Are you still planning on covering Miranda Lambert?
I was really looking forward to that. Please don't forget about her!

Yeah, I was 19 when I first saw it and thought it was lame. I always feel like I'm missing out on something whenever I hear my friends raving about it. Definitely should have watched it when I was younger.

Yeah, but all three titles will confuse the hell out of anyone tasked with alphabetizing them.

The the
We can now tell "Fast and Furious" that "Final Destination" and "Wolverine" stole its definite articles.

I know they'd never do this out of respect…
But wouldn't Will Arnett make a great choice to take over as the Hartman characters?

Hibbert vs. Riviera
Dr. Hibbert is a highly competent and respected practitioner who gives you the best medical care… provided you can afford the exorbitant medical costs.

Toot It and Boot It
Huh… I thought it referred to when you fart in a club and then run before anyone can smell it.

Donkey Kong
…ain't got nothin'… ON ME!!!

Tic Tac Toe: X vs. O
-I love you, Rome-O!
-I love you, Juli-X!

Any publicity is good publicity
Dennis may be the star in the family, but this must be the only time that Randy's been the one everyone is talking about.

Man, I hope they don't screw it up this time.
Loved the book, but the movie had only the character names and nothing else. I even met Akiva Goldsman (the second of the three credited writers) and he admitted that he hadn't even read the book before taking on the job of rewriting the adaptation from the first guy, and…

Rules of Attraction commentary
I did like what Carrot Top said during the scene where campus slut Jessica Biel leads five hulking football players into her dorm room: "Eeww, I wouldn't want to go after that guy. That would be like eating a sandwich off the ground."

Oh yeah… And ATM machine.

I always saw it more as an extension of the Jennifer Aniston storyline from "Office Space".

I like her more on Hung. It's on HBO and she's naked.

They could have different fathers, especially if Kenny's dad split shortly after he was born.

This is actually the second time Kenny's considered giving it all up
The first time being around this same point last season when he decided to just be a teacher, sell off his collectibles and work for his brother.