They couldn't find a theater playing Inception?
If I understand correctly, every second-run dollar theater is currently playing the movie.

Yes! Miranda Lambert!
I can't wait. She looks like Carrie Underwood or Taylor Swift but is an outlaw-country badass.

You forgot Storytelling
It opens with Selma Blair getting it on with her cerebral-palsy boyfriend (Leo Fitzpatrick).

Hipsters.

Over and Overlooked
Not one mention of your thoughts about the historic teamup of Nelly and Tim McGraw? C'MON!!

Thank you, Kenny Powers, for saying what I've been thinking for months.
3D really is totally fucking gay.

The Seether in "Volcano Girls"
Actually, I think "the Seether's Louise" refers not to whether or not Louise Post was the singer, but that she IS the Seether that they were singing about.

Why would they be coming to our concert just to boo us?

Oates without Garfunkel?
I thought that was an intentional error, but the Wham part of the analogy was correct.

ESPECIALLY "Black Coffee in Bed", LOL.

Common Law
What, no mention of Common Law, his ABC sitcom from the 90s? I've seen all two or three of the episodes that aired.

The Road Worrier
Trent: This is like the video for that song, except you can't read people's thoughts.
Daria: (thought subtitle) Thank God.

I bought Squeeze's greatest hits at a CD store with my girlfriend the week we broke up, so now I think of her whenever I hear a Squeeze song.

Entertainment Weekly's review of "A Hangover You Don't Deserve" (the album containing "1985") called them "a lower-SAT's version of Fountains of Wayne", which I'm sure sounded clever as hell when the critic first wrote it.

Beat it, troll.

It was because of Gloria Stuart…
That you can connect various silent film stars to Kevin Bacon in the Six Degrees game.

Live Human or Die Centipede.

(pause to let that sink in)

I agree, the movie it's based on was decent. I wonder if, prior to this show's inevitable cancellation, they will set up an affair between Todd and Asha despite the fact that she's arranged to be married.

K, lemme guess…
Crappy Madison's involved?