Yeah, they don't come out of this smelling clean, either way.

You had to expect that John Malkovich wasn't going to tolerate that, though.

To give them a tiny tiny amount of credit, if they're not American, that's how American Gods is branded. Everywhere but here, it's an Amazon original, not Starz.

You had my interest. Now you have my attention.

The beard. Clearly. That is a magnificent furry beast.

I feel like Anya Taylor Joy and Betty Gilpin could easily play sisters. Their faces look very similar to me.

There was no integration. There was an acknowledgement that they took place in the same world. We won't have any idea whether he's able to integrate the stories until Glass rolls around.

Way too clean. Beelz never rolls without his flies.

Surprised that Dead Like Me didn't grab you more. It has a relatively satisfying arc (though also ended too soon and pretend the follow-up movie doesn't exist). Maybe give it another whirl. I've rewatched it a few times.

You mean it's really hard to go back and rewatch Pushing Daisies?

I don't think Anna Chlumsky's character would make for a good Starling stand-in. She's not an innocent outsider, which I thought was rather fundamental to Clarice.

Have you watched American Gods and Dead Like Me?

Guess I'm gonna have to polish off ye olde disqus account and learn how to use it.

But how do we convince you to not leave in the coming kinjapocalypse?

On the one hand, that video is awesome and fills me with joy.

You have no constitutional right to be represented as a defendant in a civil matter, either way. You only have a constitutional right to be defended against criminal charges.

I mean, we lawyers get a bad wrap for not having souls, but you gotta draw a line somewhere. I have not felt great about some of my clients, but if I ever found myself that disgusted, I would like to hope I would not be so cowed as to feel forced to cleanse myself in boiling hot water while puking.

Er, if they feel that strongly about representing someone, they should be having a long chat with their firm's ethics chair or with the state bar.

We couldn't have selected a slightly more courtroom-friendly picture of Ms. Swift for the banner image here in a story about her being groped by a DJ? No? Ok then.

You know, you can't post something like that when we're all at work and can't immediately get blackout drunk.