So Jake Paul joins the illustrious ranks of PWR BTTM as people I otherwise would know nothing about who we can't stop talking about here for no obvious reason.

Oh interesting. That would make a huge difference. So the dink went from being a sort of non-fizzy gin and tonic flavor to a sweet citrus flavor?

Oh really? How so?

Shhhhh. This is the internet. Just run with it.

Is #5 the zombie knight, the dragon-murdering ballista, a voodoo doll of Tyrion she tortures, or barrels of medieval napalm?

And then burst into flat, loud, out-of-tune Abba songs?

Fact: That recipe tastes like ass, and I don't know why anyone would actually order one.

Well that's just silly. A bean isn't a vegetable, it's a legume, and a brosnan isn't even a food!

With that said, given how hostile Craig was during the publicity for Spectre and given his somewhat lackluster, disengaged performance in that movie, it would've in no way surprised me if the producers had let him walk on that rather than entice him back with endless dumptrucks full of cash.

If only there was something hidden in your basement that could quickly eliminate blonde-haired pretenders….

It will only make me more sad that Arya didn't murder him, and I'm already sad enough that Arya didn't murder him.

Right, the problem with the lesson of that episode is that its premise is: both of these are bad differently but roughly equivalently, by virtue of the fact that they are the two choices. It is inherent to the premise that whoever you have to choose between will be shit, and you should just pick the shit you vaguely…

Except with respect to punk rock itself.

Yeah. In high school and college, it was one thing. Then somewhere along the line it just stopped being something I could understand or connect with anymore.

Pigs might be intelligent, social, loyal animals, but goddamn are they delicious. I'm sorry pigs. You just are.

In an ironic and disturbing twist, James Cromwell?

You'd think "animal rights" would be an easy movement to get behind. Not so!

YETI

This is definitely the correct use of MS Paint. From grab to crop to PDF to email attachment in less than a minute.

A few Christmases back my sister did an impromptu performance of "The God of Cake" http://hyperboleandahalf.bl… - which is easily in the top 10 things that I've ever had the honor and privilege of being witness to.