Hey, remember when Dennis Miller was on Monday Night Football? What kind of batshit crazy idea was that?!?

I was definitely not a huge Smallville fan, but I would say I more consistently enjoyed Durance than many of the other members of that cast in the episodes I watched, so hopefully this will be a good thing.

This album is to Mandarin as the Chevy Nova was to Spanish.

Did TIDAL buy Univision or something?

It must be astonishingly bizarre to be raised in that sort of environment. I don't feel bad for her or anything, but I just can't even imagine the degree to which your expectations of how the world works would be tilted off axis.

Next you're going to tell us he enjoys Mondays. Come on now.

Even out of context that doesn't sound that bad. It sounds like the normal sort of "is this really necessary?" vaguely method stuff that actors do when they forget that acting doesn't require literally becoming their character.

That's everyone's back up gimmick.

It turns out that you're not being asked to take a pay cut. You're being asked to stay at least 100 yards away at all times.

If you're going to the San Gabriel Valley, I can assure you that you will be getting no break at all. Sorry.

I've been saying an earnest prayer to my AC unit every night to save me from this hell.

Dear Hollywood,

And it was on that day that Dikachu learned something very important about himself.

Yes, in the post-apocalyptic wasteland, when a restaurant table is the only standing vestige of a forgotten and destroyed civilization and your nomadic tribe needs to throw away the primitive animal skin you're using to contain your baby's waste, then you can use it.

Binders full of Jews!

To be fair, the ADL has to marshal its forces for far greater evils.

They're getting budget Martin Freeman doing a weirdly stilted American accent for some reason, though.

If you try that this weekend, you're gonna have a bad time.

Sold!

But! See! There's a pun on credit! Like, credit in financial transactions and credit as in…street credit! So like, Jews are a "successful minority" that's a "model" for other minorities who are, I guess, less successful? Because they use credit. Like, loans! And they own all of this property, so black people give them…