I am sure he's just being a good friend.

I think the formula is ((your age)/(years married)+(difference between your age and spouse's age)) * (1.1^[number of children]), right?

The Rock is trying to rebuild goodwill after Baywatch and the Jumanji trailer. Always gotta focus on the brand!

This is not the most politic thing to say, but I feel awkwardly torn between "it doesn't seem like he grieved very long" and "if I lost my wife, I would hope I wasn't stuck staring into that gaping void for any longer than necessary."

That sort of tells you everything you need to know.

To give the guy a tiny amount of credit, Stoker had already covered all of those bases with Mina Harker 100-whatever years ago.

That guy's next book should be about how an impressionable young violinist came to Los Angeles from Georgia seeking fame and fortune and met a wise, older author and how they engaged in a torrid affair for over a decade and had a baby before clumsily outing themselves when she wrote a glowing review of his book and he…

Wow! That dude is older than my parents, and Day is only a hair older than I am. That's some classic May-September action.

When did she go public with that? Who is it? She'd gone to kind of incredible lengths to keep him a secret for a long time (which is fine, I just didn't realize they'd announced themselves, as it were).

That is, I'm sure, the answer. I just feel compelled to make fun of how hilariously bad the picture came out when it's posted.

I hope I can read about why they hilariously obviously photoshopped Felicia Day into that promotional image in her book.

Ah the privileges of those lucky enough to be both conventionally attractive and into extreme wealth.

I think Tucker's later over-exposure (largely due to Rush Hour and its sequels) has retroactively harmed perception of his work in Fifth Element. Ruby is a ridiculously perfect foil to Dallas's cynical hardass and Leeloo's naive blank slate. Obviously it's way over the top, but so is, you know, literally everything…

Sure are a lot of movies coming out on July I don't care about!

I'm pretty sure they could've come up with a compromise that captured the monstrosity of it while also not making it actually painful to sit in, but fair point.

I'm still sad that they went with the neutered, eminently more functional design for the Iron Throne in the show compared to the huge, twisted pile of slag and blades it's described as being in the books. Given all of the excesses of the show's production design, I don't quite get why they skimped there.

I assume this album is a single, 90 minute long experimental spoken-word poem investigating every permutation of how one person can say "Fuck Dr. Luke."

To use a slightly strained analogy, this would be like them refusing to pay Kaley Cuoco the same as Jim Parsons and Johnny Galecki. It's just nonsensical.

And, yes, hilariously, "fork" makes it sound much, much dirtier. I can't wait for that show to come back. I should really re-watch it just to revel in its delightfulness.

I mean, that's been every week since November 8, 2016, and seems unlikely to stop anytime soon.