It's almost as if news stories about people increase when they have high profile projects premiering!

More like elephant man.

Dune is not terrible. How dare you sir!

Look, if the result of him not getting to make his Ant-Man was that he got to make Baby Driver instead, that is more than fine with me. Disney/Marvel has been pretty clear about wanting to smooth down the edges of directoral artistic license to fit their big picture, and Wright has enough of a vision that he deserves…

She's also not either his progeny or a desperate but attractive foreigner willing to horribly demean herself for his pleasure in exchange for money and stability.

When we go to the park with a bratty kid and parents who don't know better, you best believe they go on Mr. Toad's Wild Ride. Also Sleeping Beauty. Kids love poisonings, death, and eternal damnation.

"A PIrate's Life for Me" translated to normal English: We're really terrible people! We're drunk! And we're stealing things! And burning down towns! And shooting cannons at civilian colonies! Let's keep doing it! WOOOOOOOOO!

But….you hang out here all the time. Surely you've osmosed at least a few.

These are all the reasons why Haunted Mansion is obviously the vastly superior ride.

You've never ever been to any Disney theme parks?!? That's crazy. I go 4-ish times a year. My wife probably goes once a month. If we lived in a closer part of LA, we'd definitely go more often than that.

Ah yes, Mayim Bialik, PhD in neuroscience, but anti-vaxxer!

It was not you. It veered wildly from scathing satire to patronizing compliments to genuine observation to bemused speculation.

Alright Mr. Expert Man, fantasy casting picks for Robin and Nightwing. Go.

"Her products" basically seem like a very vaguely more legitimate version of GOOP, but, hey, if it puts a billion dollars in the bank, it puts a billion dollars in the bank.

I'm frankly sort of surprised it took them this long. I don't have strong feelings about it as a political statement, but it was more than vaguely uncomfortable.

For one: did Kevin Feige wear a baseball cap to a movie premiere?

It's pretty great if you like real sugar Dr. Pepper.

Don't get me wrong, Star Wars is much more pervasive, but, at least to me, it's also much more benign.

I feel bad that my parents, who are lovely, generous, open-minded people, have found themselves entrenched in a generation of peers who are the absolute worst, and are thereby tainted by association.

I don't know if Rick and Morty is in the zeitgeist, but there used to be a great beergarden in San Francisco called Zeitgeist. And I'm tried enough at this point after being at the office for fourteen hours and change that I've decided this is an important thing to mention.