I'll take "Great Shows With Horrific Names" for $600.

Starring Krysten Ritter as Jessica Jones as Jane Margolis

The story of how Zachary Levi portrayed somehow an inexplicably even more pathetic loser before getting the Intersect?

Them: SKYLER IS THE WORST! WHAT A BITCH! I HOPE SHE DIES!

That's an oddly specific category and not the best demographic range, so I take that to mean "not much."

Oh come now. No one would describe whoever you're talking about as what?

Is Jennifer Morrison cosplaying as Liv in that picture? Cute picture of the group. Bad shot of her, haha.

Ok, I need to find that immediately. The iZombie cast is The Best.

I'm sure this is less true than I want it to be, but I really love that it seems like the casts of all of the CW shows are actually such good friends. They seem, collectively, like an utterly delightful group of people.

Supergirl/Riverdale crossover with Not Another Teen Movie references?

I think it must be the way they do their makeup and hair and is completely intentional. All of the leads look vaguely plastic-y or cell-shaded. It's a little offputting at first, but I think it really works for the show.

Talk amongst yourselves.

Obviously. Archie can't be an orphan! And he can't leave Riverdale. I mean, what kind of weird show would that be?

No, Netflix is definitely taking the shotgun approach to programming. They put out huge piles of garbage, but, at least for the moment, that garbage continues to be balanced by great stuff that I adore, so I'm happy to keep plunking down $10/month or whatever it is. The wife and I binged GLOW in a single sitting on…

As far as I can tell, the only way to not have a pre-existing condition is to be elected to Congress.

But you're missing Kimmy Schmidt and GLOW and Marvel stuff (not Iron Fist) and Okja and other stuff I can't think of right now.

Isn't it ironic?

Exactly. I know Sense8 was much beloved around here, but let's not pretend it's some grand mystery why that show was cancelled. Fuller House is dirt cheap and (reportedly) has some of Netflix's highest viewership.

Lynch, Von Trier, Cronenberg, and Fincher.

This is a deliriously wonderful piece of writing from the usually restrained Dowd, which makes me even more excited to see a movie I was already completely on board with seeing. Wright has never mis-stepped for me, so I can't wait.