Some say he's always been in character.

That goes without saying, really.

Really the only way that this movie could be really good and interesting is if they made it a hard R horror movie about a conflicted anti-hero being the only person who can stop a superpowered serial killer. Like Se7en, only with symbiotes. We can be absolutely sure that Sony doesn't have the guts to do that.

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Would it kill anyone to release a movie and make sure it's good and people respond well to it before announcing a decade's worth of sequels and spinoffs only to embarrassingly have to backtrack on them when you lose $100M on the very first one?

Oh, well, then no. My wife doesn't suffer leftovers to exist and would certainly never suggest them as a first option. So that's one less uncomfortable conversation I have to have today.

This sounds uncomfortably familiar. Do we know each other? … are we married?

For Our Consideration: How we cope with the unfulfilled desire to squeeze and chew on adorable animals

That does seem to be the pattern, especially since they've pushed further in her storyline than Martin has.

So she's also going to be appearing in Ragnarok? I'll allow it.

Even though it seems inevitable, I have a hard time articulating how upsetting that would be. Seeing her in the captain's chair makes me really happy.

AND THEN SOMEONE GETS BAKED IN A PIE!

Hey remember when Jon and Sansa had that lovely, genuine moment of reconciliation at the end of last season? Where they pledged to do right by each other and work together and Jon promised that he would support his sister, who is the rightful heir?

If they'd filed suit immediately, I would believe that. They waited two years. Now, I'm sure pre-filing settlement negotiations have been happening for a long time, but this was a long-simmering, carefully considered decision. They sat on the claim for two years and didn't file until a day after it was announced…

Regardless of whether it was Kennedy or the Kasdans, their total in ability to anticipate exactly this conflict before production started - hell, before they offered them the job - is astonishing. Lord and Miller are not unknown entities. They've made a bunch of big, commercially successful movies. They have a pretty…

What does the medical tent have that can help with spotted dick? Sounds serious. And contagious.

Just to be clear, there's no evidence (yet) of inadequate access to medical care or scrimping on resources.

These kinds of negligence claims are all kinds of shitty. It'll probably settle quietly and quickly, because the system is set up in a way to encourage that, but, yeah. I honestly think this a "I'm pissed off at my kid's poor choices, so I'll take that anger out against a convenient target with deep pockets."

Thank you. I couldn't type that right now. But you extracted it from my brain quite expertly.

I don't believe this will happen for even a second, but I appreciate that it was posted just so we could make lots of arrested development jokes.