Talk about your unexpected swipes at Ginnifer Goodwin. Yikes!

Based on my experience with Irish, I assume that's pronounced like "Sarah."

One day never, ticket sellers will bind tickets to a name/ID, which won't stop reselling bots, but will make it a lot harder.

I can't tell you that. But I can tell you that you now have cancerAIDS, so, sorry about that.

It's pretty bizarre that suddenly the free market and state and local governments are what the left is banking on preventing the country from descending into complete ruin. California just moved forward on a single payer health insurance program. A bunch of companies and local governments are pledging to commit to or…

Along with SNAFU and FUBAR.

This is one of those things on the internet that is perfectly plausible and may even be true, but I've been conditioned to not believe, since it's "better" to be proven wrong by confirmation of a vaguely plausible claim than to be duped by it.

In which we learned that Sam Barsanti does not enjoy the musical stylings of one Marshall Mathers.

You'll note that I phrased it very carefully for a reason.

C-list? That's generous. I'd give her the Gentleman's F.

Does GWAR really demand to be taken seriously? I've always thought they were very much aware of the joke and have just leaned waaaaaay into it. Maybe not.

"SHELLS CAN BE PASTA" is my very favorite line of the entire season. My wife and I had to pause the show we were laughing so hard.

I'm increasingly certain that Putin and Trump could stand up together, shaking hands and laughing on camera and saying what a great service Russia did to help Trump get elected, so Trump could help Russia make money, and make money himself in exchange and literally no one would do anything about it.

Honestly, I don't ever want to see another Weeping Angels-centric episode again. "Blink" is almost perfect, but every subsequent appearance of the angels has only gotten worse and turned what was a scary, simple concept into a nightmarish mess of inconsistent mythology.

I was briefly worried before I clicked that she was going to be playing a person who was originally Vietnamese, so I'm glad to see that's not the case.

I think we can all agree that, when we were watching a Nickelodeon scary stories show pitched at 8 to 15 year old kids, herpetological accuracy was at the very top of our list of priorities.

As much as I loved (LOVED) Critical Role, I just couldn't keep up. It's an amazingly talented cast who play DnD in the best way possible, but I just can't find a three hour+ block of time in which to watch it every week. All my respect to them for being able to dedicate that much time every week to it and to dedicated…

If by "still deciding," you mean, "Conclusively answered no and ignore at every opportunity the core principle of Christ's teaching in favor of selective enforcement of mistranslations of Old Testament doctrine" then yes, we're still deciding.

I'm going to punt on the first one, but, as to the second, how do you think God did body shots without a belly button? Function followed form. He was just thinking ahead to Cancun in the late '90s.

Well when you put it that way…