First question: original sin - women literally ruined paradise for everyone, even though without her doing so, nothing would ever exist, but, even so, they deserve to be second class organisms forever.

I think we can all agree that the Dallas Cowboys suck.

Yeah, this movie is 200 proof Michael Bay. It's pure, uncut, and so powerful it should be illegal.

I would give the movie a B- ish. I didn't hate it. But the notion that anyone would put someone as out of their element and inept as Crudup's character anywhere in the chain of command other than "Literally every other person is dead" was pretty hard to believe, one of many such painfully contrived moments.

Michael Bay movies are supposed to be for Michael Bay. Also, apparently, for a Chinese audience that doesn't care how long the movies are.

Not sure what movies you've been watching, but the Captain America movies are literally about punching Nazis in the face.

Agreed.

Yes, let's see what develops. Maybe wait a while?

Or maybe you shouldn't. Hard to say, really.

Should. Definitely should.

You think this is long? Transformers: The Last Time Anthony Hopkins Gave An Overly Dour Speech Since Westworld-Knight is 182 minutes long. Over three hours. THREE HOURS. THE THEATRICAL CUT.

To the extent we even want to attempt to ascribe politics to the MCU (or the DCEU), to say the MCU espouses a worldview that's antithetical to the Trump Administration would be history's greatest understatement.

Speaking of reasonable warnings being ignored, the most unintentionally hilarious part of Alien: Covenant was when Oram (Orem? BIlly Crudup) is apologizing to Danny about forcing them to land on the planet when they're in David's mansion of death and dismemberment and alien prototypes. And everything has gone so…

"Well, he's a customer. So we like that."

If only there were some explanation for why violent racists feel so emboldened in America in 2017 that they openly harass people and murder people who disagree with them.

I'm only sad because it's the only thing filed under that tag. I feel like that had the potential to be an untapped goldmine. Alas.

"Israeli regional aggression" was my characterization of @JonGorski:disqus's comment, but I definitely have no interest in having a conversation of any length about Israeli foreign policy.

Hold on, let me grab a pen. This sounds important. Next you're going to tell me the ten simple steps to trick convince persuade (ok fine) convince any female to go home with me.

Orthodox Jews sure have a great set up.

TIL Scandinavian=/=Nordic