Just wait until they try to cram a long, byzantine, universe-hopping story line into one movie without any set up!

It's one of those weird movies that's highly enjoyable but completely ephemeral. Not sure why.

No one will be directing it, because, like the Channing Tatum Gambit, this movie is not going to happen.

I don't understand why anyone could possibly be upset about Kaitlyn Dever no longer being stuck on a terrible sitcom. Someone please find her another role befitting her talents.

Also, it hasn't been called Seattle Grace for like…six, seven seasons now. Grey-Sloane Memorial, please.

Wasn't Meredith's extremely brief last-season love interest who she abruptly kicked out of the house after sleeping with while screaming bloody murder a firefighter? Did ABC somehow think that dude was going to anchor a new series?

**ABC orders this pitch straight to series**

Star Wars and linchpins of the MCU (the Avengers movies, e.g., Ant Man or something like that they let go).

Like Trump's tax returns!

I predict Disney will follow the Netflix model and blithely ignore this, and then a poor quality, unfinished cut of the movie will be released, and the people who would pirate it anyway will just pirate it a few weeks early, and the people who would go to see it in the theater will still see it in the theater, and…

I couldn't tag you in my reply to Audience Member for some reason, which you can find somewhere close to this comment depending on how you have sorting set.

Everything about Jeffster is gross for all the same reasons as Barney, except maybe worse, and it is gleeful in its reduction of female characters to sexy outfits and slow-mo pans up and down their bodies. Sarah and Eleanor sometimes get to act like people, too, but…

See also: the entire run of Chuck.

Conveniently, this works for either a GoT concept or an Arrested Development concept.

I think "justifies" is probably a bridge too far, but it moves it from horrifically bad to merely intolerable.

I try to forget.

You seem like a very pleasant person who for reasons unclear drank plastic-bottle tequila instead of coffee this Monday morning.

I don't know that I can articulate my dislike in a very academic fashion, I just don't like it the overall design of the game, and especially don't like how Link looks. He just looks like a goofy dolt in that header image to me.

Nothing is wrong with cel shading. I just think Wind Waker is the worst example of it as an art style.

So long as it doesn't look like Wind Waker. The nadir of cell shading.